Men are like....

1. Men are like ....Laxatives ..... They irritate the crap out of you.
2. Men are like....Bananas .... The older they get, the less firm they are.
3. Men are like .....Weather ..... Nothing can be done to change them.
4. Men are like ....Blenders.... You need One, but you're not quite sure why.
5. Men are like .... Chocolate Bars .... Sweet, smooth, & they usually head right for your hips.
6. Men are like .... Commercials ....... You can't believe a word they say.
7. Men are like Department Stores ..... Their clothes are always 1/2 off!
8. Men are like ......Government Bonds .... They take soooooooo long to mature.
9. Men are like .....Mascara .... They usually run at the first sign of emotion.
10. Men are like ....Popcorn ..... They satisfy you, but only for a little while.
11. Men are like.... Snowstorms .... You never know when they're coming, how many inches you'll get or how long it will last.
12. Men are like ........Lava Lamps ... Fun to look at, but not very bright.
13. Men are like ....Parking Spots ......All the good ones are taken, the rest are handicapped.

Giving my props

http://www.scrapbook.com/gallery/image/layout/976135.html

This is an awesome idea! I may have to scrap-lift it!

Today's Rant

The amount of spam mail i get is rediculous. My SPAM folder has hundreds in it every time I check my email and now my inbox is flooded. What have I done to deserve this pain in the ass? Switching emails is a pain in the ass.

Hilarity

Remember when someone annoys you, it takes 42 mucles in your face to frown. But it only takes 4 muscles in your arm and bitch slap that mother @#!?&! upside the head.

Funny quote for the patriot in me!

If you can't stand behind our troops--- Feel free to stand in front!!

Weight Loss Tracker

Back in March I posted a weight loss tracker that showed how much I weighed. I just updated it....love watching that number go down. Today I put on a skirt for church and the thing was so loose it nearly fell off me! LOVE IT LOVE IT!

Did I mention I LOVE karaoke?????

Bitch by Meredith Brooks.....performed by ME!

I love Ansel Adams

Ansel Adam's photographs are just one of those things that make me smile. I'm not sure I could pick a favorite, but here are a couple that I particularly like.

I'm odd

I'm kind of odd. Below are two websites that I have saved in my favorites list. I'm sure I found them while googling something. The idea of buying something off of either of these sites is intriguing. Of course my wardrobe is already pretty colorful and adding a wig or soccer socks wouldn't look all that strange. But my mind poses several questions. 1)Where would I wear something like this (well...the REAL question is where would I wear something like this AFTER the costume party I plan so I can wear these)? 2)How can I justify spending money on this kind of thing 3)How could I pick just ONE item to order...I want one of each!!!!! See...I'm odd

www.deviouswigs.com

http://www.teamwarehouse.net/main.cfm?Sport=Soccer&item_type=Apparel&sub_type=Socks

May they rest in peace

The National Transportation Safety Board arrived Saturday at the scene of a deadly helicopter collision in Phoenix.





Craig Smith, the ABC pilot,
and Rick Krolak, a photojournalist,
and KTVK pilot Scott Bowerbank
and cameraman Jim Cox.

dead.

WE WILL MISS THEM, WE MIGHT NOT HAVE KNOWN THEM BUT THEY RISKED THEIR LIVES TO INFORM US WITH ONLY ONE THING NEWS.






r.i.p






Craig Smith


Rick Krolak



pilot Scott Bowerbank


cameraman Jim Cox



Pray for their families who are now mourning them please also pass this on and make sure that the heros of our communty news stations are recongnized.

And another song!

The Gift of Love by Bette Midler..........performed by me!





You have no idea how fun this is for me! I don't get to record very often since the kids are pretty noisy.

My new obsession

Blue by Leann Rimes.....performed by me!




I found that I'm a karaoke freak........and I've taken it to a new geeky level! ONLINE KARAOKE!!!!!! The sound quality to this is not great and there's really nothing I can do about it. But afterall it's KARAOKE not a recording studio! LOL

Is there a difference?

I THINK I look thinner. It's hard to tell (at least to my own eyes). The pic on the left was taken at Christmas time (so about 8 months ago) and the pic on the right was taken today. I think because my hair is up in the 2nd and I'm wearing higher heals it's hard for me to see a difference. Oh well, I do feel better no matter what!

Communication

You Communicate With Your Ears

You love conversations, both as a listener and a talker. What people say is important to you, and you're often most affected by words, not actions. You love to hear complements from others. And when you're upset, you often talk to yourself. Music is very important to you. It's difficult to find you without your iPod.

How Do You Communicate?

The Classic Dames Test

Your Score: Rosalind Russell

You scored 19% grit, 61% wit, 19% flair, and 16% class!

You are one wise-cracking lady, always quick with a clever remark and easily able to keep up with the quips and puns that come along with the nutty situations you find yourself in. You're usually able to talk your way out of any jam, and even if you can't, you at least make it more interesting with your biting wit. You can match the smartest guy around line for line, and you've got an open mind that allows you to get what you want, even if you don't recognize it at first. Your leading men include Cary Grant and Clark Gable, men who can keep up with you.

Find out what kind of classic leading man you'd make by taking the Classic Leading Man Test.

Link: The Classic Dames Test written by gidgetgoes on OkCupid Free Online Dating, home of the The Dating Persona Test